maria

maria
1. (Maria) (5502↑, 1669↓)
The most sexy girl you will ever meet, known to blow the minds of many men. Extremely talented and beautiful, eyes cut from stars.

The song. "Maria.. I just met a girl named Maria."

2. (maria) (3323↑, 1383↓)
one who is amazingly talented, beautiful and intelligent; also has a sexy ass.

Maria is amazing at drawing.

3. (Maria) (2141↑, 844↓)
A girl, who is renowed for her ability to drive you mad, but also bring you joy at the same time. Also will refuse to accept how beautiful she actually is. Sexy, cute and Nice, all wrapped in one package

How do you solve a problem like Maria? (song)

4. (maria) (2343↑, 1145↓)
one who is amazingly talented, beautiful and intelligent; also has a sexy ass.

Maria is amazing at drawing.

Author: Stewart Treno http://maria.urbanup.com/1859508
5. (Maria) (1859↑, 832↓)
The most amazing girl in the universe. There is no one like her. One of a Kind. Beauty with Brains.

The girl I am talking to on msn is Maria.

6. (Maria) (1228↑, 526↓)
only the bestest girl in the whole entire universe. has the quality of being supa cool.

i wish i was more like maria.

7. (maria) (1096↑, 522↓)
the hottest girl you will meet. usally very talented and beautiful. also the has a very sexy ass

wow... that girl is totally a maria

8. (Maria) (541↑, 243↓)
A Latin word meaning sea of bitterness although most marias have beautiful faces carved by angels. Marias are not bitter though. Most are witty and funny. Usually a beautiful woman with a kind heart. Many songs written about Marias: I Feel Pretty, Maria\!, Dear Maria Count Me In, Climb Every Mountain, How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria, and more. Marias are fun loving and easy going. Gorgeous and hilarious women. A character from West Side Story and The Sound of Music. Amazing girls.

"Maria is the absolute most perfect person that has ever set foot on Earth. I love her," said one of the many Maria lovers who was overjoyed by her gorgeousness.

Author: UrbanDictator321 http://maria.urbanup.com/4020447
9. (Maria) (409↑, 220↓)
The most [amazing] example of a person ever. The most [beautiful] girl in the world\! She's [beautiful], [funny] and [perfect] in every way possible. Everyone wishes they had a Maria. I have a Maria. She is everything to me.

*Maria walks past* By-stander 1 - Wow\! Look at that perfectly beautiful lady walking past.. I would do anything for her.. I wish she could be mine.. By-stander 2 - Oh she is.. She's such a Maria

10. (Maria) (397↑, 223↓)
The most beautiful girl in the world. the term "greatest" doesn't even describe her enough because she is beyond it. she has the beauty and the brains. the nicest, the sweetest, also funny and kind. There is no one else in the world like her. Shes truly 1 in 8 billion. She deserves the best. \<3

maria is the prettiest girl in the world.

Author: errolbradleygreen http://maria.urbanup.com/4261618
11. (Maria) (179↑, 87↓)
obnoxious, self-centered, conceited, BRAT. hoe, tacky, delusional, dramatic, feet, body odor, big boobs, 4 shirts, hairy. Someone you wouldnt want to meet.

[maria] is an ugly beast.

12. (Maria) (175↑, 84↓)
Ugly, broke down looking indivdual who is the eptitome of white trash.

Damn, she looks like a Maria.

13. (Maria) (287↑, 199↓)
Name given to girls who love to have fun.Maria loves to chat with friends and makes evereyone happy.Shes very creative and artistic.no one else is like her and having her as your friend will be the best thing you'll ever have.And she's always cute.

[Girl][Friend][Cutie][Funny][Creative][Maria]

14. (maria) (331↑, 259↓)
the one and only girl i plan to spend the rest of my life and the one that is AWESOME at art

maria + jason = love forever

15. (Maria) (307↑, 241↓)
Did you mean God?

"Do you know that girl Maria?" "Don't you mean God?"

16. (Maria) (240↑, 189↓)
Usually a hispanic or italian woman. very beautiful and sexy. usually dark hair and eyes. sometimes shy, but once you know her she will really talk. spends most time with family, but hangs out with friends whenever she gets the chance. She is also very talented. usually can sing or play an instrument very well, and is artistic.

dude 1: Have you seen that girl over there? she's [pretty] and really [nice]. dude 2: Yeah, she's a total Maria\!

Author: sunkenheart\<3 http://maria.urbanup.com/4958869
17. (Maria) (51↑, 66↓)
Maria is one of the most caring people you will ever come across. She is extremely beautiful and is very easy to fall in love with. Her face is carved by angels, words can't begin to describe how perfect she is. She denies that she is anything of the sort however. Marias are usually talented and can bring joy and happiness to everyone. They are very witty and known for doing their best to put others before themselves. Men easily fall in love with Maria, and it takes an extremely long time for them to fall out of love when it comes to her. Her eyes are like stars, once you look into them, you can't draw away from them. Her smile makes you melt, and her personality is by far one of the best. It's almost impossible to hate her. Her heart is pure and she'll never hurt you.

Girl\#1: I wish I was like Maria, she is the best\! Girl\#2: Everyone wishes they were her

Author: sweet-dreams-young one http://maria.urbanup.com/6237672
18. (Maria) (155↑, 185↓)
Shes hilarious,and beautiful,he is random and funny in everyway she loves unicorns and ninjas and dinosaurs..dont forget vampires..she is an amazing girl that has a nice heart and cares about others.

"maria is so nice\!"

19. (Maria) (27↑, 70↓)
a girl who will surprise you in many ways. she loves to get down and dirty\! loves sex, but is a great freind but sometimes she likes to punch you for no reason

i'm doing a MARIA tonite\! :D dude really? ohhh yea\! man yer sooo lucky i know i am\!

20. (Maria) (121↑, 168↓)
A giant backstabbing bitch who should die. She becomes your friend as your "boss" and tells you how you're one of her best friends/workers. Then out of no where she cuts your hours and says you are not good at your job when she is the one who fucks around all day. She is a whore who flirts with like 10 guys in one day including ugly married ones. She wants to be included in your group outside of work and then stabs you in the back and laughs while twisting the knife. This bitch is nothing but a dumb sad excuse for a person. No one care.

I thought this girl was my friend but she is just a pile of shit. Oh, that must be Maria. This girl I've been friends with just tried to get me fired. Damn whore pulled a Maria.

21. (Maria) (99↑, 148↓)
Maria is usually a hispanic girl. She is a dreamer, and she is very passionate. Although, sometimes she can be really lazy and carefree.Marias are shy in the beginning, but once you open up to them, they will love to open up to you\! Marias are very strong about their opinions, and they cant stand it if you dont listen to their side of the story. Most of the time, Marias are amazing at drawing. Marias love to laugh, crack jokes, and have fun, enjoy life How to make friends with a Maria: When you first meet her, talk about your intrests and hobbies, this will help you allot. Let her express her opinions, and express yours al well. DO NOT GET ANGRY OR FRUSTRATED IF SHE DOSENT AGREE WITH SOME OF YOUR OPINIONS, OR MIND YOU, THIS IS A 1 WAY TICKET TO MARIA'S BAD SIDE\! After she likes you enough, just keep discussing things with her, Marias love new conversations\! Bonus: Add her on Facebook and share songs with her. She'll like that. Additional Info: Marias have a slight temper against the following people: Jerks, Bullies, Snobs, Hypocrites, Cry-Babies, and annoying people.

I had the most engaging conversation of my life with Maria.

Author: Personalityologist. http://maria.urbanup.com/5937064
22. (maria) (53↑, 146↓)
an amazing girl who always knows what to say, and how to make you laugh. beautiful, energetic, smart, and the best friend you could ever have[:

"hey, is that maria?" "yeah\! she's my best friend\!" (:

23. (Maria) (202↑, 298↓)
a foul she-wog chick. easily told apart from the rest of society by their twitchy stuck up demeanor, a face caked full of makeup especially dark eye makeup, skanky straightened hair, huge proboscis. generally pug-fugly, but their male counterparts, aka MARIO's or GINO's tend to froth on them.

Mario: Ooh ma fuckin god 'bro\! Check out 'dose two Marias over dere. Gino: Shut the gates, Uleh\!

Author: thedesecrator http://maria.urbanup.com/4091107
24. (Maria) (45↑, 143↓)
so funny, caring and fun to be around. i'm skyping with her now lol

Maria: "Hey Jenn\!" Jenn: "Hey Maria. *turns to girl 1* She's so nice\!\!\!" Girl 1: "I know, everyone loves a Maria."

25. (Maria) (48↑, 147↓)
A really pretty girl, with eyes that sparkle. Said to be a mexican, and italian name.

Boy 1- OH wow. Her eyes sparkle\! Shes a maria\! Girl - my eyes sparkle too\! *jealous*

26. (Maria) (42↑, 151↓)
1.The perfect girl. 2.The most beautiful girl you can ever meet,wish you knew,or wish you had. 3.Unbeatable in arguements -.- 4.A girl with a smile to just simply love. 5.Someone who always understands you even tho you really don't make sense. 6.The only thing you need to continue living,right next to grape soda and chocolate of course.Oh and grapes..I like grapes\!

Person \#1:OMI HUEVOS\! Person \#2:What?? Person\#1:I just saw Maria\!\!\! Person\#2:So? Person\#1:So\!?BITCH\!\!ITS MARIA\!\!TREASURE THE GROUND ON WHICH SHE STANDS\!TREASURE IT\!\! \>:O Person \#2: o.o Person\#1:\>:l I love Maria\!

27. (maria) (163↑, 289↓)
1a. A person who is described as having trollish features, this may include an of the following characteristics; large, brutish, hairy, long-nosed, fat fingered, bug-eyed, and may also have multiple heads or horns. they may live in hills, mountains, caves, or under bridges and love to eat people, especially small children. 2a. A physically attractive older woman with exceptionally sexy lips.

Person 1. "A maria ate my baby" Person 2. "I'd tap that maria"

28. (Maria) (226↑, 358↓)
The hottest girl(Usually rich)at your school that nobody will ever get to fuck except if your a rich white preppy football player.A Maria can be of any race but mostly is one of those rare few super rich mexicans.

Guy\#1-"hey dude did you see that one rich Mexican girl I was talking too yesterday? Guy\#2-" oh yeah dude to bad you will never get to tap that unless you win the lottery\!\!" Guy\#2-" wait..... no you have to be rich and play varsity football to even talk to her\!\! You don't meet here expectations you poor penis wrinkle." Guy\#1-"well I told her the time.... Does that count as a conversation? Guy\#2-"Nope your too gay and wats her name? Guy\#1-" it's Kate- Guy\#2-"No bitch she looks like a Maria"

Author: ericthecutebunny http://maria.urbanup.com/3463823
29. (maria) (59↑, 197↓)
Her name is Maria Mendolia. She the most prettist girl you will ever meet, known to blow the minds of many men. Extremely talented and beautiful, and intelligent. Her eyes must her been cut from stars.

Maria mendolia is the prettiest girl i know and i wish i had.

Author: lehighton boy http://maria.urbanup.com/5294090
30. (Maria) (17↑, 159↓)
a total bitch who pretends to be your best friend just to dangle her hot boyfriend in front of your face... even though she is cheating on her boyfriend with his best mate.

Guy 1: Hey dude look its maria Guy 2: Yeah i heard she's a total bitch Guy 1: Really Guy 2: Yeah she is cheating on her boyfriend with his best mate and is a total bitch to her best mate Guy 1: Ouch dude Guy 2: Hey the truth is brutal

31. (Maria) (25↑, 168↓)
A girl who has really hot Cousins

Maria: Hey man, meet my cousins, what do you think of them? Friend: Maria let's be best friends..

32. (Maria) (40↑, 195↓)
Lovely long-haired blonde girl, known to be extremely innocent, she reveals herself when she is comfortable enough with said person, she shows herself to be kind and she stores many emotions to herself, SHES SO CUTE, DON'T MAKE HER SUFFER.

Maria: Enfim Maria: uhum Maria: Ruiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

33. (maria) (11↑, 186↓)
on her most drunken hour she says she loves me the mostest her honesty and awesome aura is what i always notice. since its her birthday, you'll hear em say "maria maria you gotta see her" :D everywhere she goes, she is serenaded - even by the hoes\! Ode to you my friend, let your party have no end\!

the best example would be a very very drunk maria on her birthday and might i add a fine drunk she is\!

Author: special_K20111 http://maria.urbanup.com/5709599
34. (maria) (185↑, 366↓)
a slut. usually thinks all guys are into her and want to rape her-but no they really don't. she thinks everyone and all guys love her but than they talk trash about her behind her back. she thinks she is really funny but none of her jokes or "funny expressions" are at all comical. she is annoying beyond belief. you can usually find her talking to herself because no one wants to listen. basically she thinks she is perfect and is too stupid to realize that nobody likes her and she is actually the most repulsive and annoying person to ever exist.

Maria: I'm just soo funny...hahahahaha i crack myself up (no one is listening and no one is laughing) Maria: Hey (insert boy name here) blah blah blah isn't that soo funny Boy: yea sure maria two seconds later Boy: oh wow can someone please punch maria in the face Boy 2: yea we should get a girl to punch her because guys can't hit girls Boy: but i don't think she is a girl so it doesn't count

Author: 113049820394895 http://maria.urbanup.com/4489908
35. (maria) (56↑, 274↓)
The new [Maryjane], [weed].

"we don't call it Maryjane no more baby, we call that shit, Maria"- Maria by Lil Wyte

36. (Maria) (105↑, 327↓)
The term used to describe someone who has a massive ass

Dude look at that girl she got a maria\!

37. (Maria) (9↑, 237↓)
Usually naked touching herself Sometimes will find themsitting on little boys face also niggers of any age they have huge vagina's which are hairier than a jungle and usually have sex partners by the name of Alex Jean billy Morey Daniel Witt and Kevin Penu She sometimes sniffs farts out of rebecca and chrissys asshole

Omfg that girl just been a total maria on that kids face HOLY SHIT I PULLED DOWN HER PANTS AND A TOTAL MARIA BUSHED OUT\! LOlOLOL look at that Maria

Author: BritisihScumbag http://maria.urbanup.com/5799008
38. (Maria) (31↑, 288↓)
the nickname of someone if they're constantly having something stolen, "borrowed", or taken

"Did you see how Molly had her passport stolen? Someone pulled a Maria on her."

39. (Maria) (37↑, 303↓)
Girl who come's at you with the flipp's.

Maria attacked me.

40. (Maria) (73↑, 348↓)
Usually a name given to a sexy latina. BUT sometimes its given to an awkward pale girl with no commen sense. This girl as usaully a neo hippie with no sense of style. She is at her most comforatable bathed in patchuoli and sporting an unfortunate ensemble consisting of tie-dye and paisley. The off brown-yellow tinge on her teeth is enough to make one speculate that she might brush her teeth in the morning with cheddar cheese. She has a rather large forehead with nose and chin to match. Not obese but def not fit....a skinny-fat if you will. She becomes obsessed with men who say hello to her. Ever seen a girl in a bar with long un brushed hair sporting a midriff top who...lets face it should NOT.....well if you have anwered yes then you have prob seen Maria.

Jen: Ewww did you seen that awkward hippie girl in the back wearing that tattered purple skirt? Kevin: Did she have orangutang arms, a butt chin and BO? Jen: Yeah Kevin: Ugh yeah thats Maria I dated her for two seconds...shes beyond weird, she tried to run over the other girl I dated after her. Jen: Eww you dated her???? Kevin: Yeah dont ask

41. (maria) (74↑, 385↓)
to do a maria means to wake up in hospital drunk not knowing what happened the night before due to an 'alcohol overdose'

I'm gonna get so drunk tonight i'm gonna end up doing a maria\!\!\!

Author: Damo-the-Lord http://maria.urbanup.com/3788212
42. (Maria) (55↑, 370↓)
Spanish poor lady selling some dutty old rugs on the side of the road.

Maria: Come buy my dutty rugs\! I'm poor\!

Author: mamajama444444444 http://maria.urbanup.com/4051066
43. (maria) (100↑, 601↓)
A maria is uaually a very cool non-person of ecuadorian ancestors who MIGHT eat guinea pigs. They tipically hate ketchup and get raped frequently. They also have soft cheeks, 137 different colors of eyeliner and pinkies that work as spoons. They might ocassionally hug dead people and sometimes live in your closet. Usually their sons are named Marianos and are great pets.

The maria kicked the guy wearing the banana suit in the balls.

44. (maria) (339↑, 884↓)
a cool chick who loves the word poop. smiles a lot, and likes POOP(the word ofcourse)

wow, look at that poopy girl maria.

45. (maria) (153↑, 907↓)
a wog(italian or greek) woman. commonly used in melbourne. used in conjuction with mario(wog man).

"hey look at that hairy maria in the kappa gear"

46. (maria) (114↑, 954↓)
stupid noob from pakiland

maria is so stupid that, if there was to be a team of stupi noobs, she'll be captain

47. (maria) (385↑, 1229↓)
fat ugly gay retarded a man likes vaginas masterbates has no life

You are such a maria.

Author: Blair 56754634 http://maria.urbanup.com/2746522
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Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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